CLAIRE MARIE GOBLE The SUGAR interview name : claire marie goble date of birth : 23/6/73 occupation : art school graduate looking for work star sign : cancer height : 5' 5" distinguishing marks : none I'd describe myself in a lonely hearts column as : art school graduate looking for love the most shameful thing I ever did was : get on stage and sing my most cringeworthy nickname is : minnie this is really embarrassing but I still can't : draw even for a million pounds I wouldn't : stop breathing c'est la vie are the lyrics of my life. If I was a chocolate bar I would be a : dynamite dime bar I would describe myself as a fantastic friend. I value most highly the following three things : money power fame when I look in the mirror, I usually say : wow! I blush at the thought of : being found out you can tell when I'm attracted to someone when i : dribble all over them I look my best when I : am asleep I hereby reveal my beauty secret : it' s all in the jeans my absolute favourite word is : conglomerate If I was a pair of underpants I'd belong to : a smelly old tramp